How awesome is this? I experimented with some illegal drugs (the boogie shoogie) 3 times and now people assume I am an international drug dealer with a serious addiction. Well ladies and gents the truth is I dont have drugs to sell to you. I know where to get them, I know how to get them, I know how much it would cost me, and I know how much I would charge you. It aint going to happen though. We all know I am totally obsessed with having fun and I love my liquor, but unfortunately Im just not a chronic drug user. Sure I dabble but I see no harm in that. If you by crazy chance see me at a rave, I will probably be on ecstasy, get over it. I have been to 1 rave in the 24 years I have been alive, unless you count the party in my home town I went to that had loud music, wild lights, and booze....then ok I have been to 2. So chances of running into me trippin balls is highly unlikely. Another thing you wont ever find me doing is smoking the wacky tobacky, I dont smoke anything. I dont smoke tobacco, the wacky kind, crack, meth etc. I do not smoke. I dont mind stopping at the local 7-11 for you if you need a pack of butts, which go for about $8 - $9 and I wont charge you a penny more than what I spend. As for the shit you cant buy in the store, I have nothing to do with WOMP WOMP. I wont even bother getting into such things as heroin, youre an asshole if you think Im going to stab myself with anything full of poison.
Im sorry if I let anybody down, I truely apologize to everyone that was banking on me being the girl who walks around like a zombie all fucked up on a home made cocktail of foreign chemicals. Its just I understand the importance of an honest living. I do like going to work every day and getting handed a pay check at the end of the week. I do promise however to continue drinking heavily between the hours of 8pm and 2am, dont worry your pretty little head.
Good day.
As long as you don't let us down with the drinking.
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